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	<title>Theo North</title>
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	<description>The difficulty of thinking is that you have to think of so many things at once.</description>
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		<title>Which GOP LD Is Sending Giuliani Campaign Emails From His Mail.House.Gov Address?</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/16/which-gop-ld-is-sending-giuliani-campaign-emails-from-his-mailhousegov-address/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 21:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Roy Hibbert and Barack Obama</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/16/roy-hibbert-and-barack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 19:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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$5 says Big John Thompson has a seat at that table tonight.
Earlier: Roy Hibbert, Product of a Jesuit Education
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<p>$5 says Big John Thompson has a seat at that table tonight.</p>
<p>Earlier: <a href="http://theonorth.com/2007/03/06/roy-hibbert/">Roy Hibbert</a>, Product of a Jesuit Education</p>
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		<title>Giuliani Owes Paul an Apology</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/16/giuliani-owes-paul-an-apology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 15:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Paul]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Theo&#8217;s taking off his gloves and his glasses, &#8216;cuz he&#8217;s about to provoke a blog slap fight.  Gop3.com writers Katie and Brandon, you&#8217;ve been led like sheep to the slaughter, like every South Carolinian idiot in the Koger Center last night.  I could find other sources saying similar things to complain about, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.theonorth.com/wp-content/assets/giulianicuomo.jpg" alt="Rudy Giuliani and Mario Cuomo" align="right" hspace="10" />Theo&#8217;s taking off his gloves and his glasses, &#8216;cuz he&#8217;s about to provoke a blog slap fight.  Gop3.com writers <a href="http://gop3.com/2007/05/15/second-republican-debate-ron-pauls-gift-to-rudy-giuliani/">Katie</a> and <a href="http://gop3.com/2007/05/15/videoguiliani-responds-to-ron-pauls-statement-that-we-invited-911-2nd-gop-debate/">Brandon</a>, you&#8217;ve been led like sheep to the slaughter, like every South Carolinian idiot in the Koger Center last night.  I could find other sources saying similar things to complain about, but I&#8217;ve chosen Gop3.com for two reasons: one, Brandon never refuses a challenge and two, Katie is new to the blog and change scares me.
<p>I know that Paul&#8217;s internet warriors have already been all over this, but they&#8217;re bungling the defense of their candidate the same way their candidate bungled his own defense in the debate.  Giuliani twisted Paul&#8217;s words &#8212; Paul&#8217;s intention was not to blame America for 9/11 or to say that we &#8220;invited&#8221; the attacks, but simply to use the well-established theory of blowback as a support for his isolationist position.  <br /><img src="http://theonorth.com/wp-content/assets/rpevol.jpg" alt="Ron Paul Supporters Abandon their Computers, Parents' Basements" hspace="10" /><br />Isolationism is, certainly in the twenty-first century, the wrong response to the risk of blowback from foreign ops.  Any time you engage another country, be it for reasons of trade, war, or politics, your actions will give rise to malcontents, who may in some situations organize and arm themselves.  There will even be malcontents in your own country (the malcontents who organized after the Iraq war are called Democrats).  What you need to do is ensure that these malcontents are dealt with and prevented from militarizing.  If in the Middle East the US had been supporting democratic regimes for the last thirty years, or at least regimes with reasonable understandings of liberty and freedom, we&#8217;d be living in a very different world today.
<p>What is so offensive about this entire exchange is not that Paul can&#8217;t communicate effectively or that Giuliani jumped on Paul&#8217;s verbal flub with no mercy, but that when Giuliani thumped his chest and shrieked, &#8220;NINE-ELEVEN, NINE-ELEVEN, NINE-ELEVEN!!!&#8221; the crowd in the Koger Center, Republicans in their living rooms around the country, and bloggers at their keyboards around the world immediately began thumping their own chests and bellowing, quite literally aping Rudy&#8217;s own display.  There is a sickness in the GOP, and one of the symptoms of this sickness is that we&#8217;ve allowed debate to be stifled by the apes in our party who think foreign policy is explained best and completely by &#8220;national defense.&#8221;  These are the same people who won&#8217;t talk about immigration policy untill there is a moat of lava separating the US from Mexico, and the same people who are chatting up Fred Thompson because the media has propagated the &#8220;conservative Reaganesque knight on a white stallion&#8221; meme.  It is disgusting to see this 9/11 horse and pony show pass for a &#8220;debate&#8221; and more disgusting to see Republicans eating it up.</p>
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		<title>He Woke Up Every Morning, Pinching His Chubby Little Flanks, Thinking, &#8220;I&#8217;ve Gotten Away With It Again!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/16/he-woke-up-every-morning-pinching-his-chubby-little-flanks-thinking-ive-gotten-away-with-it-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theo</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Meet John Cox</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/15/meet-john-cox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 15:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theo</dc:creator>
		
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<p>The Weekly Standard has an outstanding <a href="http://weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/013/642dsifq.asp?pg=1">profile of John Cox</a> (pictured above with the reigning Miss Hooksett, NH)</p>
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		<title>Rudy Has no Love for Ferrets</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/11/rudy-has-no-love-for-ferrets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 15:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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This is old news but good news.  Or at least funny news.  Below is a clip from Rudy&#8217;s Giuliani&#8217;s old radio show, as featured on an episode of This American Life.
Rudy Loves Ferrets
HT: Horse&#8217;s Mouth
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<p>This is old news but good news.  Or at least funny news.  Below is a clip from Rudy&#8217;s Giuliani&#8217;s old radio show, as featured on an episode of This American Life.</p>
<p><a href="http://theonorth.com/wp-content/assets/rudy_ferret.mp3">Rudy Loves Ferrets</a></p>
<p>HT: <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/horsesmouth/2007/05/rudys_twominute.php">Horse&#8217;s Mouth</a>
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		<title>HRC Grew Up on a Farm, Babysat Migrant Laborers&#8217; Children, Lies to Voters Regularly</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/09/hrc-grew-up-on-a-farm-babysat-migrant-laborers-children-lies-to-voters-regularly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 20:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Yet Another Reason Why Theo is Going to Hell</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/07/yet-another-reason-why-theo-is-going-to-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 01:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t stop watching (and laughing at) this video.  The sincerity and enthusiasm of the local anchors, Brigham&#8217;s singing, Brigham&#8217;s life-size GWB cut-out, Brigham&#8217;s &#8220;I love George W. Bush, a lot,&#8221; that Brigham is named Brigham&#8230; Yes, I am a horrible person.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t stop watching (and laughing at) <a href="http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_126211106.html">this video</a>.  The sincerity and enthusiasm of the local anchors, Brigham&#8217;s singing, Brigham&#8217;s life-size GWB cut-out, Brigham&#8217;s &#8220;I love George W. Bush, a lot,&#8221; that Brigham is named Brigham&#8230; Yes, I am a horrible person.</p>
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		<title>Brownback Staffers Get Giddy with Photoshop</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/05/02/brownback-staffers-get-giddy-with-photoshop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 14:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theo</dc:creator>
		
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Let&#8217;s hope that Sam has invested as much time preparing for this debate as his staffers have invested in honing their 1337 Photoshop skillz.
&#8220;Pizza and Pop&#8221; makes me think of Cartman saying, &#8220;More people will come if they think there&#8217;s punch and pie!&#8221;
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<p>Let&#8217;s hope that Sam has invested as much time preparing for this debate as his staffers have invested in honing their 1337 Photoshop skillz.
<p>&#8220;Pizza and Pop&#8221; makes me think of Cartman saying, &#8220;More people will come if they think there&#8217;s punch and pie!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Edwards Campaign Underwrites Candidate&#8217;s Vanity</title>
		<link>http://theonorth.com/2007/04/17/edwards-campaign-underwrites-candidates-vanity/</link>
		<comments>http://theonorth.com/2007/04/17/edwards-campaign-underwrites-candidates-vanity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Theo</dc:creator>
		
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-edwards17apr17,1,1455767.story?coll=la-headlines-politics&#038;ctrack=1&#038;cset=true">LAT reports</a> that John Edwards&#8217;s campaign has paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars to luxury hairstylists to keep their candidate looking pretty.  You&#8217;d think that after running for President full-time for six long years, Edwards wouldn&#8217;t be repeating the same silly mistakes from 2004.</p>
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